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Thanks for visiting. I occasionally write things. I am really good at eating. I wear mittens like a champ, and I do the poems. Until I’m in The New Yorker, things around here will be pretty laid back.
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2021: A Year in Review

I think it’s safe to say that I had a wild year. At the end of each year, I like to sum up the successes and failures, and this year I was just like… where do I start? Of course 2020 pulled some shit on everyone. But I feel like 2021 was just two 2020s…

Indiana, I Guess

Bless me, babies, for I have sinned. It has been five months since my last blog post. If you know me, you know that I’ve been through a hell of a lot in the past five months. I became unemployed for the second time in just over a year. I went through the hellish process…

On the Verge of Unemployment

It’s June again. It seem like this shit happens every year or something. Today was the first day of my last week of work as a Teaching Assistant. After this, I’ll either be unemployed or (hopefully) working as an administrator in an aluminum-can-making factory. I temped there a few years ago and they asked me…

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